Thoughts on the Vienna Sausage

We've already discussed in the "blog" that there is no meaning of life. And, our only purpose is to reproduce. Everything else is a culmination of myths, legends, fabrications, and embellishments which portends the denial of death. Every avenue of separation from animals has been visited. Animals eventually die. Humans, not being animals, allegedly possess "souls" that will survive an eternity. Oh, what rubbish!

Typical Barometric Hottie

With that said, the Vienna Sausage is a barometer of virility, masculinity, and fertility. Its reproductive function is highly dependent on testosterone. Thus, when the Vienna Sausage begins to falter, testosterone is surely on the decline. There are adjunctive signs as well. Muscle mass turns flabby. The physique becomes more gracile, less masculine. Fat accumulates and causes more rounded features. The persona becomes more placid sans any aggressiveness. In other words, old guys become passive, gentle, harmless, and asexual beings.

That is why so many old codgers will do anything, pay any sum of money, in order to keep the Vienna Sausage potent. The appendage is the tool of reproduction, our sole purpose in life. It is a hideous appendage, though. In normal use, it spews vile body waste in the form of liquid urine. In its reproductive mode, the engorged appendage is infinitely more hideous. It is pure animal (i.e., obscene) in appearance. That's why it must be hidden from view at all times.

The use of the Vienna Sausage in biological mating had to be obfuscated with notions of love and romance in order to differentiate the act from its animal counterpart. Idiotic institutions (e.g., relationships, marriage) had to be created to validate the consummate act. Humans are not animals, of course, was the underlying theme.

Yet, envision in your mind the last biological tryst wherein the Vienna Sausage was exercised in its reproductive mode. The various mating positions, the frenzied thrusting, the sweating, the moaning of pleasure, and the catharsis of orgasm are pure animal behaviors. If memory alludes you, please review a decent hurdy-gurdy video clip for a simulation of the event.

When the Vienna Sausage atrophies, that is the signal of the inevitable end of life. There is no purpose anymore, just a steady decline into decrepitude. No reproduction is possible. No pleasure can be felt. Only urination is possible, that is, if the prostate gland is not overly enlarged. Pity the Vienna Sausage!

Hurdy-Gurdy Hottie Mini-Update®
There's a new hurdy-gurdy hottie, Belle Knox, who has caused quite a furor because she is a student at Duke University. After her real identity was discovered, lots of nonsense ensued. Callous jerkoffs "outed" her and gave her lots of grief.

Belle Knox

Long story short, baby attempted to defuse the situation by telling her side of the story. First, the interview posted on the Duke Chronicle site. Then, a follow-up on the XOJane site. What she has to say is really worthy of a read. I was impressed.