Sunday, May 31, 2015

Purgatory in Transit

Another bus incident, which inadvertently involved myself. The Route 1 bus to town from Hawai'i Kai was fairly packed when it passed the university area. A chubby black guy boarded the bus. He is most likely homeless. I have seen him many times. For some reason, he uses a large tree branch as a walking cane. I have had a brief run-in with him a couple of weeks ago when he carelessly slammed his filthy backpack into my arm while attempting to sit his fat ass down in the bus.

Silence, Little Lamb!
This morning, a young hottie, an older Chinese guy, and I were sitting in the long bench seat at the rear of the bus. Baby and I were at the opposite ends and the Chinese guy was in the middle with two empty seats flanking him. The black homeless fool ordered the Chinese guy to move over next to me. He then occupied the two seats next to the young hottie.

Typical Young Hottie
Within seconds, the black homeless fool sprayed himself with cheap cologne, which he later claimed was only water. The young hottie was not pleased and expressed her displeasure quite vocally. The black homeless fool initiated an argument. An older chick joined in and sided with the young hottie. The situation became volatile. I then chimed in to warn all of them that they were begging for police intervention. With that said, the older chick walked to the front of the bus to inform the bus driver of the nuisance. The black homeless fool then gave me some "lip." I immediately retrieved the canister of pepper spray from my gym bag. He gave me more "lip," seemingly begging to be sprayed.

Typical Alighted Hottie
A few minutes later, the bus driver ordered all of the passengers to alight and board another bus waiting in the back. The black homeless fool was the first to board the other bus. However, the bus driver and a police officer ordered him to alight. At that moment, I was engaged in a "discussion" with the asswipe. When he finally alighted the bus, he deliberately brushed his arm against my chest. Will he be foolish enough to attempt an altercation with me in the future? Probably.

Silence, Little Lamb!
As you may recall, my homeless buddy had told me about the homeless migrants from the mainland, mostly black and white. They share much in common, though. Poor hygiene, bad attitudes, and criminal activities. However, they are extremely knowledgeable about obtaining "free" money and services. With that said, I really want to shove that tree branch up the ass (read: rectum) of the black homeless fool.

Typical Tense Hottie
Riding the bus is always a tense situation, and it is getting worse with each passing day. Aside from the idiotic locals, immigrants, drunkards, clinically insane, and delinquents, there are increasing numbers of homeless who spend most of the day on the bus. A bad mix that will only worsen. Little wonder why most people choose to drive their automobiles everywhere.

Typical Surveillance Hottie
Of course, what really "torques my jaw" is an unannounced visit by the surveillance robot as observed at 6:30pm HST. What next? Targeting by an assassination drone? Why not "take out" a certain black homeless fool. He's more of a menace to society.

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