Purgatory in Transit

Another bus incident, which inadvertently involved myself. The Route 1 bus to town from Hawai'i Kai was fairly packed when it passed the university area. A chubby black guy boarded the bus. He is most likely homeless. I have seen him many times. For some reason, he uses a large tree branch as a walking cane. I have had a brief run-in with him a couple of weeks ago when he carelessly slammed his filthy backpack into my arm while attempting to sit his fat ass down in the bus.

Silence, Little Lamb!

This morning, a young hottie, an older Chinese guy, and I were sitting in the long bench seat at the rear of the bus. Baby and I were at the opposite ends and the Chinese guy was in the middle with two empty seats flanking him. The black homeless fool ordered the Chinese guy to move over next to me. He then occupied the two seats next to the young hottie.

Typical Young Hottie

Within seconds, the black homeless fool sprayed himself with cheap cologne, which he later claimed was only water. The young hottie was not pleased and expressed her displeasure quite vocally. The black homeless fool initiated an argument. An older chick joined in and sided with the young hottie. The situation became volatile. I then chimed in to warn all of them that they were begging for police intervention. With that said, the older chick walked to the front of the bus to inform the bus driver of the nuisance. The black homeless fool then gave me some "lip." I immediately retrieved the canister of pepper spray from my gym bag. He gave me more "lip," seemingly begging to be sprayed.

Typical Alighted Hottie

A few minutes later, the bus driver ordered all of the passengers to alight and board another bus waiting in the back. The black homeless fool was the first to board the other bus. However, the bus driver and a police officer ordered him to alight. At that moment, I was engaged in a "discussion" with the asswipe. When he finally alighted the bus, he deliberately brushed his arm against my chest. Will he be foolish enough to attempt an altercation with me in the future? Probably.

Silence, Little Lamb!

As you may recall, my homeless buddy had told me about the homeless migrants from the mainland, mostly black and white. They share much in common, though. Poor hygiene, bad attitudes, and criminal activities. However, they are extremely knowledgeable about obtaining "free" money and services. With that said, I really want to shove that tree branch up the ass (read: rectum) of the black homeless fool.

Typical Tense Hottie

Riding the bus is always a tense situation, and it is getting worse with each passing day. Aside from the idiotic locals, immigrants, drunkards, clinically insane, and delinquents, there are increasing numbers of homeless who spend most of the day on the bus. A bad mix that will only worsen. Little wonder why most people choose to drive their automobiles everywhere.

Typical Surveillance Hottie

Of course, what really "torques my jaw" is an unannounced visit by the surveillance robot as observed at 6:30pm HST. What next? Targeting by an assassination drone? Why not "take out" a certain black homeless fool. He's more of a menace to society.

One Year Later

Terse mode aside, one year has passed since I was rushed to the hospital in an ambulance during a bout of severe heart palpitations. My weight was down to about 137 pounds. Now I am at 151 pounds, with most of the excess "baggage" around the waistline. And, that's with little change in diet. Yeah, a one-year anniversary worth celebrating. Sheesh!

Silence, Little Lamb!

As per the bogus dental work, my right rear molar was shaved down and fitted with a temporary acrylic crown. In a week or so, the $1,100 gold crown will be permanently attached. Then, I will have much in common with the Micronesians, eh? The tooth began hurting immediately after the local anesthetic wore off. In a few days, the tooth will probably be infected and a root canal will be required. Of course, I will seek out a new dentist when that occurs.

Typical Soft Diet Hottie

Diet modifications were invoked beforehand. I am now on a soft diet. Baby food, if you will. I consume three packets of instant oatmeal daily. Oatmeal has far less saturated fat and sugar than granola. I have also switched to soup for the bulk of my evening meals. By the way, the soup at Safeway® is pretty damned good, although the sodium content is fairly high. Yeah, baby food.

Typical Overburdened Hottie

On a side note, the cheap "smartphone" has been functioning quite well in its role as the command center of doom. Net activities have either been streamlined or mummified, so the command center of doom is never overburdened. At this point in time, the cheap "smartphone" may be spared the horror of deprecation.

Droid

Life for the ol' lavahead continues to spiral downward into the abyss. He is now begging the handful of remaining readers of the "blog" to "abandon ship." There is no reconciliation, no absolution, just an upcoming horrid ending not even worthy of delineation.

Silence, Little Lamb!

To add insult to injury, the cheap "smartphone" has been designated the command center of doom. Say what? All current and future operations will be controlled through the cheap "smartphone." The aforementioned horrid ending will also be directed through the device.

Typical Terse Hottie

With that said, any future postings or updates to the "blog" will only be executed in terse mode. That is, if there are any more posts or updates.

Vice

No decision on homelessness yet. In a couple of days, I will be robbed of another $1,000+ for bogus dental work. As my allocated rental housing budget dwindles, the homeless decision will be made for me. Estimated day of reckoning is most likely during Summer. Incidentally, the homeless now occupy nearly every "nook and cranny" on the island. Motorhomelessness is definitely on the rise as well.

Scene From "Vice"

Viewing "mainstream" flicks has once again become the major distraction for me while I am sequestered in the Waimanalo rental studio. The flick, "Vice," was a recent viewing. The cheap "smartphone" actually works quite well as a handheld home theater. Well, the cheap "smartphone" is all that's left of my crumbling empire. Sheesh!

Typical "Mainstream" Hottie

The Nissan® Cube has just racked up 5,000 miles. So, it is due for an oil change and tire rotation. Petrol prices are rising, although Hawai'i is actually lagging behind mainland petrol prices for the first time ever. Usually, our petrol prices are $1 more per gallon. In time, petrol prices will return to normal. I am expecting to see $5 per gallon at the pump soon.

Typical Unlimited Hottie

Well, my Net usage has declined significantly. Check, I don't even use the unlimited data option that is included with my "smartphone" service plan. Once I become homeless, the Net will be superfluous anyway. I should also mention that I have observed no one else in possession of a cheap "smartphone" except for me. Yes, everyone else has premium "smartphones."

Typical Surveillance Hottie

On a side note, even with low Net usage, the moronic surveillance robot still reared its ugly head. Yes, another intrusion at 6:25pm HST. What gives?

Triple Dog

I have been diligently working to reduce my reliance on the Net. Thus, my e-mail account is the latest casualty. Notifications to e-mail have been terminated. The archive has been decimated. Essentially, there is no reason to check e-mail anymore.

Scene From "Triple Dog"

Viewing "mainstream" flicks has become the main pastime while I am sequestered in the Waimanalo rental studio during the evening. The flick, "Triple Dog," was the latest feature. Aside from that, I still view the news on RT and peruse a handful of alternative news Web sites.

Typical "Triple Dog" Hottie

And, what about hurdy-gurdy video clips? The Vienna Sausage is almost officially mummified. So, there is little need to "test" it. If necessary, a quick "test" can be accomplished through the numerous free "pr0n" tube sites on the Net. Yet, what is the point?

Typical Young Hottie

With that said, I must sadly announce that there will be no further updates of pictures of young hotties to the slideshow or archives. Pictures of young hotties will no longer be embedded in the "blog" either.

Rage

Rage. Anger. Betrayal. What other words can describe the latest tooth fiasco? Only a less "civilized" individual would not have refrained from the temptation to resort to senseless violence at the dentist's office. Yet, only an automaton would continue to tolerate the fraud of modern dentistry.

Scene From "Maze Runner"

I recently viewed the flick, "Maze Runner," to console my betrayed self. Wow! Very intense, and quite entertaining. Worthy of viewing, in my opinion. I am looking forward to the sequel.

Typical "Eleventh Hour" Hottie

Incidentally, I ran into Ann at the entrance to the only supermarket in Hawai'i Kai on Thursday evening. In the "eleventh hour," Ann was able to secure another law office position. The attorney has a home office in nearby Portlock, which is where Ann works. Unfortunately, she was hired as an "independent contractor." So, there are no benefits, no health insurance, no unemployment insurance, and no tax withholding. So, Ann will have a hefty summary of money to pay out next year for taxes and the ObamaScare penalty. In addition, if she were to become unemployed again, Ann will not qualify for unemployment benefits.

Typical Evening Outing Hottie

As stated previously in the "blog," I have reinstated the evening outings in Kahala at least once per week. Well, they are more like afternoon outings. And, I don't spend any time in the den of consumerism (read: shopping mall). I have no money and nothing necessary to purchase anyway.

Typical Motorhome Hottie

Well, surprisingly, there have been no beat-up (read: under $10,000) minivans listed for sale during the past three weeks. What does that tell you? Lots of people purchasing homeless motorhomes. The Nissan® Cube is serving me well in the interim. It is a good automobile, perfect for a senior citizen. Sheesh!

Pillow

In my assessment of the latest tooth fiasco, I am convinced that the dentist does not have my interest in mind. I am simply a "cash cow." Well, I have suspected that for a while now. Why wasn't I even told about the tooth problems at the last dental cleaning? Anyway, terse tidbits, anyone?

• The upcoming dental work will absorb most of the money that was budgeted for the rent of the Waimanalo studio. So, the homeless decision must be expedited.
• A small pillow was purchased at Ross® (with the senior citizen discount) as part of the homeless preparation.
• In a surprise move, the oldest and cheapest "smartphone" has been fully decommissioned and mailed to a recycling center.
• The conversion to baby food has commenced. Granola was the first casualty, being substituted with instant oatmeal.

In summary, the dental business model requires that the patient become a "cash cow." The failed "civilization" paradigm dictated that humans must "clean" and "maintain" themselves, which created the dental-medical-industrial complex. Eventually, the human body lost its natural ability to protect itself, making it even more vulnerable and susceptible to ailments and maladies. We have become extremely weak animals who must rely more and more on artificial props to survive.

Tooth

A visit to the dentist this morning revealed exactly what I had suspected. The lower right rear molar is fractured. History is repeating itself once again. Just as what transpired with the lower left rear molar, the procedure will entail the placement of a crown on the damaged tooth. Then, within a few weeks, the tooth will become infected. Subsequently, a root canal will have to be performed. The visit this morning cost $66 and some change. The crown will cost $1,000 or so. The eventual root canal will probably cost $3,000 or more. Little wonder why so many senior citizens and homeless people are often toothless.

Typical San Diego Hottie

Like the homeless guy (“blog” deleted) in San Diego, I'm done. The homeless guy was forced back out onto the street after the tent shelter closed down. There, in that most vulnerable circumstance, his last $60 was stolen. In my case, downtrodden as I am, more money will be extracted from my carcass. And, for what? One tooth!

Typical Baby Food Hotties

Needless to say, I will no longer be able to chew on either side of my mouth. I will be reduced to consuming baby food. To say that I was enraged would be a severe understatement. In effect, the expense is secondary.

Typical Nocturnal Hottie

The dentist presumed that the cause was nocturnal teeth grinding, which is apparently quite common in modern life. Yes, a modern phenomenon not shared by our ancestors. Why? Modern stressors is probably the answer.

Typical Splurging Hottie

The bottom line, of course, is the same lesson repeats itself, which I just didn't learn well enough. There's just no sense in "pinching pennies." Money will continually be extracted from me for causes that do not increase my pleasure. So, self-denial does nothing except foster anger and resentment, not to mention the numerous opportunity costs.

Rambling Fool

The reduction in the number of "blog" posts and the elimination of the embedded pictures of young hotties has reduced the readership as well. No surprise. Of course, the decreasing readership leads to less "blog" posts, a vicious cycle that can only cause the final mummification to occur. No loss, eh?

Silence, Little Lamb!

My temporary residency in Waimanalo has entered an extremely stagnant state. Homelessness can almost be envisioned as a welcome relief. I have even returned to the benign activity of viewing "mainstream" flicks on one of the cheap "smartphones." Even with its blurry display, I am able to view the flicks adequately. The small speaker is also adequate, although a far cry from the poor man's home theater system.

Scene From "Ex Machina"

Recently, I viewed the flick, "Ex Machina." Not bad. The underlying theme, by the way, is the delineation of what I describe as the wily ways of babes. Otherwise, the plot is meaningless. Most "mainstream" flicks mindless anyway, not even worth the average $10 theatrical admission.

Typical Pro Forma Hottie

However, as foolish as it may seem, I offset my monthly expenses with the equivalent pro forma cost of viewing the flicks at an actual theater. Foolishness! Money is still rapidly depleting. I am only fooling myself.

Typical "Smartphone" Hottie

The cheap "smartphones," however, are quite amazing. As I stated previously, I converted one of the devices into a wireless VOIP phone. I also discovered that I can disable the cellphone radio using "airplane mode" and still activate the wireless networking function. Additionally, the cheap "smartphones" can perform all of the functions of a tablet computer. Thus, I no longer need a conventional computer or a tablet device anymore.

Baby Food

I have been notified by my primary healthcare provider that an appointment with a gastroenterologist in town was established for me. The colonoscopy consultation appointment is scheduled for the first week of July. In discussions with one of my senior citizen buddies, I learned that I would have to consume a strong laxative the night before the colonoscopy. Involuntary bowel movements could continue into the morning. In addition, the normal procedure calls for general anesthesia. My senior citizen buddy, in his own experience, was told that he should not drive an automobile or ride the bus to the clinic for obvious reasons. And, after the procedure, he was told that he would not be released unless he had arranged for transportation (as a precaution due to the effects of general anesthesia).

Silence, Little Lamb!

Obviously, I will not be able to meet the any of the aforementioned stipulations. My commute time from Waimanalo to town is at least two hours. And, there is no one available to give me a ride to and from the clinic. Thus, I will have to postpone the colonoscopy. I will inquire if the simple stool sample test can suffice in the interim.

Typical Sensitive Hottie

And, sadly, my right rear molar has suddenly become extremely temperature sensitive. I suspect that there is a small crack in it. I cannot fathom the thought of another root canal. In addition, I would not be able chew anything on either side of my mouth after the procedure. Will I need to commence eating baby food? Well, at the least, baby food is probably good for the colon.

Typical Macedonian Hottie

Speaking of the colon, the shitty surveillance robot has made two unexpected visits in the last couple of days. What? Are we all Macedonians now?

Speed

Everyone's in a hurry. No matter where I am, people are scurrying around me as though I am standing still. Driving a motor vehicle is an even worse nightmare. The resulting stupidity and recklessness is of no surprise. Is the necessity to shave off a couple of seconds of time worth the effort?

Silence, Little Lamb!

I am finding that I am completely out of touch with the modern life-style. Take the use of "smartphones," for example. My currently active, albeit cheap, "smartphone" is rarely powered on. Thus, I am not perpetually "connected." That can work against me, as is the case with securing affordable rental housing. A perpetually "connected" candidate will be able to view a posted listing in real time and call the prospective landlord immediately. The latter is just one example. The few people who refuse to be perpetually "connected" are at a severe disadvantage.

Silence, Little Lamb!

No one wants to wait for anything anymore. Instant gratification has been taken to ludicrous levels. Only the economically disenfranchised are forced to wait for long periods of time. Riding the bus is an example. The more affluent classes can afford to purchase and maintain an automobile, with which they speed around recklessly to go nowhere as rapidly as possible.

Typical Speedy Hottie

The need for speed generates high levels of stress, probably more than the threat of homelessness. Little wonder why 70 percent of the populace of empire is medicated with anti-depressants. The contraindications of anti-depressants include inflated self-esteem, delusions of grandeur, narcissistic tendencies, aggressive behavior, and feelings of invincibility. Sound familiar?

Typical Routine Hotties

The routine remains the same. The Hawai'i Kai visits continue as well. Moms is doing fine. I am beginning to wonder if moms will survive beyond the lifespan of my bro, my sister-in-law, and myself.

Typical Endorsed Hottie

Incidentally, my homeless buddy (who is Vietnamese) had endorsed my decision to remain in Hawai'i while moms is alive. "You only have one mother," he had told me. "Everything else will work out." Loyalty to family runs deep in all Asian cultures. Why?

Typical Mendicant Hottie

Anyway, I must begin to plan for the contingency if moms passes on earlier than expected. I must relocate to an area, in or out of empire, more suited to my mendicant, agoraphobic, and pariah ways. Any suggestions?

Typical Young Hottie

I will also commence the search for a beat-up minivan (i.e., homeless motorhome) as well as a suitable overnight parking venue. Time and money are both depleting rapidly.

Peonage

Very little has transpired that is worthy of mention. Thus, more terse mode tidbits are in order:

• The puny public library in Hawai'i Kai has been incorporated into the itinerary, usually on Monday afternoon.
• One of the cheap "smartphones" has been converted to a Wi-Fi® phone. The SIM card was pulled and discarded as well. It will be the official homeless phone.
• The other "smartphone" is still operational (i.e., incurring $35 per month for no-contract service). No telling when the cheap "flip phone" will be activated.
• Homeless decision? Still pending. The Nissan® Cube will probably not suffice as a homeless motorhome. It must, in all likelihood, be traded for a beat-up minivan.

Yeah, lots of valuable time being wasted. Well, that's life in the peonage of empire. Sheesh!

Devo

There should be much more to discuss in the "blog" other than my conversion to laundry detergent pods usage. After all, humanity appears to be taunting the invocation of the "Sixth Great Extinction" event, what with all of the rampant stupidity on full display. Frankly, I am sick of it, even at the microcosmic level. Humans are devolving into monkeys.

Silence, Little Lamb!

Aside from the idiotic wars that are causing mass genocide around the planet, there's the renaissance of "racism." Science, specifically mitochondrial DNA and Y-chromosomal data, has essentially disproven human "races." The true "races" (i.e., Neanderthals, Denisovans, Floresians) have been extinct for ages. Yet, the fallacy of "race" rages on and results in needless pain and suffering.

Science could put an end to most human ignorance and foolishness. Quantum physics and the "Big Bang" cosmology could disprove and negate all religious beliefs. And, it could serve to sequester political ideologues and rabid capitalists. Alas, the truth is not welcome anywhere. Change will never come.

Money is slipping through my fingers much faster than anticipated. Expenses, mostly useless, have taken a toll on my local bank account. I am expecting to deplete the allocated "living" budget earlier than forecasted. Thus, the homeless decision will be accelerated by necessity, much to my dismay.

What I need is a real "home." Unfortunately, the latter is not forthcoming. The rental studio in Waimanalo is far from a "home." A beat-up minivan would be more of a "home." Sheesh!