Yesterday at Chaos Manor (read: rental housing), Alan told me that he has located a two-bedroom apartment in a Kaimuki high-rise for $1,500 per month. Somehow Alan believes that three people will be able to coexist in a two-bedroom apartment. The third person is Alan's friend, an obese African-American chick. Alan asked if he and I could share one of the bedrooms. How would that be possible? Alan has his squalid room in Chaos Manor completely filled with junk. He can't even open the door all the way. And, there is no way to tolerate Alan's bad body odors in such close proximity. The apartment has no cross-ventilation, so it will be extremely warm inside. It is located near two main streets and the H-1 freeway, so the noise from the traffic will be intolerable.
When I returned from my evening outing last night, I attempted to set up this posting on the "blog" using my cheap "smartphone." I was able to embed the hottie pictures, but not with ease. The puny screen was a distinct disadvantage. To be fair to the cheap "smartphone," I seriously doubt that any "smartphone," except the largest "phablets," could do better. So, the iPad® tablet computer has a short reprieve from divestiture.
Prior to departing for Hawai'i Kai this morning, I noticed that my vehicle was vandalised yet again. I have parking on the side street because of the chaotic construction at Chaos Manor. My day was pretty much ruined. I was in a bad way. And, there were myriad dickheads out in force. Fortunately, moms was with me throughout the ordeal. Sadly, there were a lot of dickheads at the gym as well. What is going on? Social order finally breaking down, you think?
When I returned to Chaos Manor this afternoon, I could hear the landlord and the landlord's son arguing about the latter's grandiose plans. The difference in opinion may result in a short reprieve for me. I chatted with the landlord a few minutes later, and there was no sense of urgency for me to move out. So, I will attempt to stay a little longer to "tie up loose ends." I also chatted with Alan. He is completely enamored with the two-bedroom apartment in Kaimuki. That is where he wants to move, although he has not signed a lease yet. I doubt that he will be accepted. As you probably have guessed, I have will have no part of that charade. Adios, Alan!
As it stands, I plan to move to Waimanalo before the end of the month. I will continue to look for other rental housing options during my tenure there. The rent will remain the same as I am paying now, which is a lot less than the rental listings that I have perused recently.
Surveillance Mini-Update®
The Google® surveillance robot made an unannounced visit at 4:45pm HST for unknown reasons. Could it be spying on an unsuspecting perverted "dirty old man"?
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