High Humidity

The heatwave continues unabated. Over three months straight now. There have been frequent rain showers in the evening and early morning. However, the moisture only serves to exponentially increase the humidity. No telling how long the heatwave will continue.

Typical Humid Hottie

The hot and humid weather has contributed to many sleepless nights at Slob Manor (read: rental housing). The constant noise is even worse. I am used to the noise of the traffic on the highway. The tenants of Slob Manor are another story. The "chef" is the worst offender. He will freely make a racket in the kitchen at 11pm as well as 4am in the morning. He really doesn't care. His inconsiderate actions (there are many) are directed toward me. He is trying to force me out of the dump. What a dickhead!

Then, there's the gay couple residing in the two-bedroom unit at the back of the house. For some reason, they must walk back and forth along the pathway by my window to the front of the house at 5:30am every morning. They are really nice people, though. So, I cannot complain.

Typical Capitalized Hottie

As for the "chef," he is an idiot and total fool. He is planning to move out of the dump in June of next year, most likely to "shack up" with his "squeeze." His babe is even more foolish. Does she not know that the culinary con artist has racked up $55,000 (after capitalization of the deferred interest) in student loan debt? Oh, I forgot, the moron is going to be earning over $100,000 per year as a massage therapist. He's a real "catch."

Tom, former drunkard, is still residing at the dump. He has been saying good-bye to everyone daily since last Sunday. I have only seen him twice. Both times, he shook my hand and said good-bye. Is he really leaving? I don't know. The stacks of junk are now gone from the first floor common area. Only one suitcase and a few pieces of clothing are sitting there now. I have a feeling that I will be long gone before Tom actually moves out.

Incidentally, Tom, former drunkard, is totally unaware that the "chef" has been "backstabbing" him regularly for years. Tom actually considers the dickhead to be his good friend. Well, Tom is always hurting for company. That's why he invited the pudgy homeless guy to stay upstairs with him.

Typical Dormitory Hottie

Little wonder why the dormitory in Chinatown is an attractive alternative. There will be inconsiderate losers there, too. However, I can simply report any incident to the resident manager. I don't have to act like I am buddies with anyone. And, I will pay my rent and be on my own.

Ol' Lavahead Mini-Update®
I have been my time indulging in bit-torrent downloads of all kinds of "mainstream" flicks and hurdy-gurdy video clips. Why not take advantage of Net access at Slob Manor? I may or may not actually view any of the downloaded content. Once done with, they are discarded. Who cares anyway?