Relapse

While standing at the bus stop across Kawaikui Beach Park this morning, I experienced about five continuous minutes of arrhythmia and atrial fibrillation. Once I boarded the bus, I was fine. Or, so, I thought.

Typical Relapse Hottie

When I alighted the bus in town, I suffered a relapse of continuous skipped heartbeats and palpitations. I completed my errands throughout the order. I finally was able to sit at one of the tables just outside of the gym about 20 minutes later. I seriously thought about walking to the emergency room at the hospital. Foolishly, I decided to endure the ordeal. About ten minutes later, my heartbeats returned to normal.

I completed my weight workout at the gym without incident. However, another relapse occurred just as I was completing my cardio workout. Once again, I considered the emergency room option. I showered and dressed. Then, I foolishly decided to wait out the ordeal. Again, my heartbeats returned to normal in about 30 minutes.

I suffered a similar incident last Sunday morning, once again as I waited at the bus stop across Kawaikui Beach Park. The episode only lasted about five minutes. I was not too concerned at the time.

The strange part about the whole situation is that I have determined one common factor, and that includes the day that I ended up at the emergency room in the hospital. The night before each incident, I ate a large dinner from Panda Express®. Strange, eh?

There are no other remaining variables. I mummified both coffee and wine consumption. And, my diet is way too regular. Only dinner differs each day. I have experienced no problems subsequent to patronizing the sandwich shop or the fast food joint (both located in Kahala).

So, what could be causing the problem? Too much salt in the Chinese food? Too much MSG (monosodium glutamate)? Heck, I really don't know. Of course, by process of elimination, I have no choice but to invoke an indefinite moratorium on Panda® food.

Ol' Lavahead Mini-Update®
I have received the $1,060 bill for the ambulance service to the hospital. So, the total for the emergency room visit a couple of weeks ago is about $4000 or so.

Surveillance Mini-Update®
The asinine Google® surveillance robot is still at it. I am on the verge of financial collapse, but I am still hounded by the 'bot. Sickening.

Modified Diet Mini-Update®
The correlation between dinner at Panda Express® and my heart palpitations border on ridiculous. Yet, I have found no evidence to the contrary. Three confirmed incidents are beyond coincidence. Yet, moms and I have continued to dine at the Panda® for lunch on Mondays. I am now relying upon Jamba Juice® meal substitutes for nourishment every evening. I also signed up for the Jamba Juice® Insider Rewards® program.