Saturday, June 28, 2014

Old Codger Territory

The various heart problems have minimized ever since I commenced the "cleansing" diet. Muscle strength is still not back to normal. I am beginning to suspect that the only real problem is that I crossed over into old codger territory. There's no turning back either.

Typical "Cleansing" Hottie
The situation at Slob Manor (read: rental housing) remains dysfunctional. The only positive news is that Tom has been very mindful of not making noise above my squalid room. That box of wine that I gave him has paid off. I still have another box of wine that I will probably donate to him soon. Heck, I can't consume it. The "chef" is still the king off asswipes at the dump. No one can even come close insofar as arrogance is concerned. There really is no need to waste any more time and space on the dump and its tenants.

Typical Oiled-Up Hottie
So, what's left? Young hotties, of course! Nubile, oiled-up hotties. Old codgers drool over young hotties. That's why they are called "dirty old men." A young hottie has no need for a "shriveled up prune."

Typical Nubile Hottie
I am an old codger. I am beginning to shrivel up like a prune. Am I a "dirty old man"? You be the judge. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Surveillance Mini-Update®
Now that the Google® developer conference is over, the surveillance 'bot is back in action. Yeah, wasting precious resources in monitoring a "blog" that is viewed by ... maybe ... five people.

Speak! Mini-Update®
Many thanks to T in Japan, Mista Bumpy here in Hawai'i, and Jan Pieter in the Netherlands for recent comments. As for Jan Pieter's suggestion to remove the "blog" from search engines, that has always been in effect. Sadly, the surveillance 'bot appears to be another issue.

2 comments:

  1. Dear Keeper of Lost Lives,

    Shouldn't the setting mentioned here:
    https://support.google.com/blogger/answer/41373?hl=en&ref_topic=3339303
    stop the "surveillance bot" from visiting the blog?

    Best wishes,
    Jan Pieter (regular reader from "Amsterdam, Noord-Holland")

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  2. I do like the new format, though, nice clean appearance, and no damned ads! Let's see, there was something else I was going to mention, now what was it? Hmmmmmm, it's right on the tip of my tongue....Oh ya, now I remember - the wahines in skimpy bikinis, page after page of them! Babes galore! Keep it up, Lava! It brings joy to my declining years and faltering prostate, which needs almost constant daily stimulation just to keep functioning. My days of pokin' the ol' squid are receding at the speed of light behind me and I really need these uplifting babe pics to keep me going.

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