Thoughts on Losers

Losers everywhere. As a matter of fact, the number of losers worldwide appears to be growing exponentially. Worst of all, I am in constant, albeit unwitting, contact with losers from all walks of life. Since I frequent places that are popular with the "economically disenfranchised," I am likely to have encounters with numerous losers. Yet, economic status is not always a necessary requirement to be a loser. Little wonder that I have become a misanthrope.

I also find myself residing amongst losers. Take Slob Manor (read: rental housing), for example. I have painfully chronicled (in the "blog") the various losers who have been tenants. All losers. Big time losers. Imagine if I were to move to the "crack house" in Chinatown. There are more losers there than I care to count.

Typical Civilized Hottie

What exactly is a loser? In my younger days, a loser was someone who could not hook up with babes. Or, someone who was a total failure in every aspect. A true loser, however, is a chimpo sapien who has shirked all manner of "civil" behavior. Yes, I am again inferring the failure of the "civilization" paradigm.

Should I not be happy that people are becoming more like the animals that they truly are? Should I not embrace the release of the "inner animal"? There's no cause for celebration because general stupidity and ignorance are being mistaken as character traits of the "inner animal." Narcissistic and callous behavior is not inherent in the "inner animal." They are inherent in losers.

A proliferation of losers is the primary indication of the failed "civilization" paradigm. We are witnessing the rapid breakdown of society, which is why there has been an increase in covert surveillance. In time, there will be forced suppression through violent Draconian measures to bring the gamut of losers back in line. Loser ... you gotta love 'em!

Slob Manor Mini-Update®
I vowed not to include any more updates about the dump. However, each of the losers takes turns being the biggest prick in the house. Once again, we have Tom, the drunkard, in the spotlight. Apparently, the fool has found a new guy "friend" to stay with him upstairs. According to Alan, the new "friend" looks like a homeless guy. They get drunk on cheap booze together all day and all night. I'm suspecting that there's some "fudgepacking" going on as well. Why else has the "friend" been sleeping over for almost two weeks now? Here we have a prime example of a total loser.

Stoneface Mini-Update®
Stoneface, the official ol' lavahead update, has been mummified as of the March 2014 edition. The status quo was accurately described, and there are no changes to the latter slated in the long run.