Absurdity of "Pr0n"

One look at any source of "pr0n" would reveal thousands upon thousands of titles, not to mention the myriad Web sites offering specialty, esoteric, or fetish content. Let's face it. There's only one reason for "pr0n" ... autoeroticism. Since nearly all "pr0n" is aimed toward guys, the intended activity is to grasp one's member firmly in hand and utilize synchronized movements to bring about the ejaculation of "cum." That's it in a nutshell, so to speak.

Typical Erotic Hottie

Autoeroticism is, more often than not, deployed as a substitute for copulation with the hand (or other utensils) as a proxy for a real partner. Are we beginning to see the ridiculous source of the problem? Copulation is a purely biological and animal function, the primary purpose of which is species reproduction. Humans, in the quest to separate themselves from animals, employed numerous methodologies (i.e., repression, suppression, guilt) of the failed "civilization" paradigm to "tame" the dreaded animal instinct. Hence, we now have fully contrived concepts such as arbitrary gender roles, love, romance, courtship rituals, marriage, and so forth to validate it. Thus, the act of copulation has been institutionalized in order to reduce it to the constraints of "civility."

Once something is domesticated and institutionalized, it is easily commodified. It becomes a "product" that fits within the "ownership society." Once something is commodified, it becomes subject to a supply-demand pricing structure. Obviously, there will be a large group of disenfranchised individuals. They are "priced out" of the market, so they must locate cheaper substitutes or surrogates.

In the "real" world, the institutionalization of copulation has left many people, mostly guys (i.e., losers), out of the market. They cannot compete for babes because of lack of "resources." They cannot fulfill the animal instinct to reproduce, so they must find alternative outlets. Thus, there are billions of guys who must satisfy their animal cravings through the manual manipulation of the Vienna Sausage. Naturally, the latter turn of events has created many different "products" in what is called the "sex industry," one being "pr0n."

An entire industry has been spawned to provide visual stimuli to aid in "whackin' off," "chokin' da chicken," "fapping," "slappin' da salami," "pulling da pud," and countless other idioms for masturbation. How absurd is that?