Legacy

Usual Hawai'i Kai visit. Moms is doing fine. The brouhaha involving my bro's family seems to have abated, at least on the surface. The day? Same ol' shit. However, I returned to Waimanalo about an hour earlier than usual. I didn't even bother to procure any dinner. Once back in my small studio rental unit, I performed the dreaded, albeit long overdue, houseboy chores.

By the way, my Panda Express® fortune cookie have yielded a few hilarious fortunes. The latest one is worthy of mention: "You will spend many years in comfort and material wealth." Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa! Yeah, I will be financially insolvent and living out of a homeless motorhome (read: luxury minivan) in a parking lot downtown. Or, I will be camping at the airport with my homeless buddy.

The homeless decision is still undecided. With only a handful of days left in the month, I will obviously be extending my stay in Waimanalo for at least another month. What I need to do is contact a few homeless agencies and inquire about the alleged legality of living out of a motor vehicle. The homeless decision must be made within a couple of weeks.

Look! I found yet another priceless fortune cookie "gem": "Any troubles you may have will pass very shortly." That's going to happen if I suddenly "keel over." I am way too deep in troubles. And, there appears to be no savior in sight. Yeah, a certain fitness and training hottie has not yet come around. Will baby come around before the final homeless decision? I doubt that very much. Too bad that the fortune cookie cannot provide more insight concerning the matter.

I will be transferring at least $12,000 from my non-performing investment accounts to my local bank sometime this week, if all goes as planned. Subsequently, the balance in my local bank should be enough to purchase a homeless motorhome. The contingency, of course, is that I am guaranteed between $8,000 and $9,000 for the trade-in of my current vehicle. I am simply "getting my (homeless) ducks in a row."

My homeless buddy actually had a buyer for the iPad® tablet computer a few weeks ago. Unfortunately, I was not certain of its disposition at the time. He will continue to search for another buyer. Apparently, the homeless are often willing to pay more than the market value and are often duped by unscrupulous sellers. They are better off buying from me because I always offer more value for the money.

The new cheap "smartphone" is ready to be activated tomorrow. The current cheap "smartphone" will then be used as a cheap tablet computer. Or, I will pack it up and donate it to charity. I am rather surprised at how versatile those cheap "smartphones" are. Sure, the screen is blurry. But, who cares? At least I am not paying multiple hundreds of dollars for a premium "smartphone." And, as much as I like expensive toys, someone (i.e., a thief) wants it more than I do.

What more can be said? Nothing really. The pictures of young hotties are the most important aspect of the "blog." That's the legacy of the "blog." The ol' lavahead is inconsequential. Sheesh!