Blood Work

I woke up early this morning and transported myself to town to have a blood sample drawn at the local diagnostic laboratory. A whole battery of tests, about $200 worth, will be performed. Of course, I had to fast for twelve hours prior, so I was famished.

Typical Diagnostic Hottie

What a way to start off the new month. Well, that's why I am compelled to feature yet another gorgeous young hottie in the "blog." The Google® surveillance 'bot should be adequately appeased. Baha! Ha! Ha! Haaa!

Slob Manor (Read: Rental Housing) Mini-Update®
The arrogant "chef" always finds new and nauseating ways to inconvenience everyone else at the dump. I am guessing that he has installed a YouTube® downloader onto his computer. His "piece of shit" computer is running 24 hours per day, seven days per week. My guess is that he is downloading several hundred HD "conspiracy theory" video clips simultaneously. Obviously, the latter activity hogs all of the available "bandwidth" on the wireless router. What a dickhead!

Ol' Lavahead Mini-Update®
The "cleansing" diet will remain in effect until the blood sample test results are in. I will find out next week when I return to the clinic in Makahiki.