Ode to Natasha Vega

O, Natasha Vega! ... Never mind. Baby was one hot hurdy-gurdy video starlet. Unfortunately, she has left the industry. There are rumblings in the background about her return to stardom. Well, we shall see.

Natasha Vega

Seriously, though, there are a lot of new hurdy-gurdy hotties. Unbelievably gorgeous babes doing everything imaginable in front of the camera with ... well, dorks, for lack of a better term. Why would babes that hot want to be featured in "pr0n"? If you don't believe me, check out the sheer number of hurdy-gurdy video clips and "rips" that are available for downloading at the Horny Whores site.

Obviously, there are a lot of consumers (no pun intended) of "pr0n," most of whom are guys. I was once a foolish consumer of "pr0n," spending endless hours downloading and archiving hundreds of hurdy-gurdy video clips. There's no way to even assess the wasted time ... time that I will never retrieve.

The whole hurdy-gurdy industry is a reflection of the absurdity of the human condition. Copulation is an animal act. We humans, always seeking to be above animals (i.e., "civilized"), have converted copulation into an institution, be it love, romance, relationships, marriage ... blah, blah, blah. Thus, we humans cannot copulate unless there is some valid reason to substantiate it. Once copulation was institutionalized, it became a prime target for commercial exploitation.

So, why would hot babes like Natasha Vega want to star in hurdy-gurdy videos? Fame and fortune, no doubt. No one in his right mind would actually believe that the babes are enjoying what they are doing. Yet, in an era when guys can barely connect with babes, then their "manhood" must be fulfilled by proxy. Totally absurd!